Even a zero like Mr. Terry ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | POV: DOUCHEBAG STEP-DAD TAKES YOUR MOM OUT FOR V-DAY | | Adam's step-dad Mr. Terry has plans with Adam's mom for Valentine's Day | | When Adam asked his mom what she sees in Mr. Terry, she said he's really confident and charming. | | Adam pointed out that Terry got fired from Best Buy for putting adult content on the display TVs. | | Desperate for a last-minute V-Day gift, Mr. Terry sold Adam's entire binder of Pokemon cards for $50. | | When asked about the money, Terry said he lost the $50 on a 16 leg Super Bowl parlay that would have made everyone rich. | | Before heading out on the town, Mr. Terry insisted on toasting Adam's Mom. | | However, since Mr. Terry showed up, all glassware is from Margaritaville and all plastic cups are from different bars in Florida. | | For their romantic dinner, Terry took Adam's mom out for a 2 for $20 meal down at the local Applebee's. | | At least he looked presentable in the birddogs stretch khaki pants he stole from Adam's room before heading out. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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