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| | ADAM & MR. TERRY BUILD A MALE SNOWMAN | | To avoid confusion, Mr. Terry equipped their creation with power tools and carrot p*nis. | | Mr. Terry mostly sat and watched as Adam pushed the snow together hoping it would take human form. | | Adam, deeply frustrated, kept yelling that he's not the Lord our God and doesn't have the power to create man. | | Mr. Terry does not own a winter coat. He just layers hoodies. | | For their snowman excursion, Terry sported a Seton Hall hoodie he stole from his brother and a Carhartt work hoodie. | | Mr. Terry did something "clever" and made some "Bud Ices" by sticking his beers in the snow. | | A lot of his drinks exploded which pissed off Mr. Terry because he's a moron. | | Mr. Terry said he didn't know where the carrots were because he's, "not a rabbit and doesn't eat vegetables." | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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