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| | JOHN D. COCHSMELLAR IS BACK IN BLACK | | Cochsmellar is a blind poultryman who runs his farm on smell. | | John's been teaching his chickens a system of communication using pecks to find out what they need. | | John also thinks some of the chickens are using Morse code, but it never adds up to be real words. | | John's son sometimes helps out with tasks on the farm. | | However, he's no longer allowed in the chicken coop after dark ever since John got caught him playing with his cocks. | | Contrary to popular belief, Cochsmellar doesn't just farm by scent. | | He uses ALL of his remaining senses to get a lay of the land. | | It might be unconventional, but Cochsmellar likes to give his birds beer. | | He also likes to drink beer as he is a blind cock farmer with a jerk-off son... he needs the escape. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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