Jumat, 07 Juli 2023

Our Boss Had Another Baby

The Weekly Bird

OUR BOSS, PETER, HAD ANOTHER BABY

In an effort to "make the world smarter," birddogs CEO has sired another heir.

Sweet, sweet babe.

With the new baby, Peter officially created the birddogs parental leave program.

The policy is, if you have a baby you are free to leave and find another place to work.

You're out.

Peter asked us to watch his newborn for a couple of hours.

We had to remind Karl several times that babysitting does not mean sitting on the baby to keep it warm like an egg.

Come on guys I know that. You just wrap it in a bunch of blankets like REALLY tight.

Jack had mixed feelings about the baby.

On one hand it was another opportunity to show Peter how responsible he was, but on the other, it was another person competing for Peter's attention.

I have to bust my ass to get hime to see me. You just cry and shit your pants.

Hoff wanted to know why Peter's son doesn't have a p*nis.

We told him it's because she was a girl.

Wait a minute, girls don't have a p*nis?

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