Or accused of wearing tech pants? ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF JORDAN'S "TWIN" | | Jordan claims he has an identical twin that's always messing up his life. | | Apparently, Jordan's twin got the two of them banned from the Subway sandwich shop on West 23rd. | | One of them kept pressuring the younger employees to give "loyalty meatballs." | | Jordan says his twin has a big heart and is only attracted to women that have inner beauty. | | Suffice it to say, if you see a guy that looks exactly like Jordan with an "alternative looking" woman, it's 100% his twin. | | Jordan denies that Adam caught him coming out of an Asian massage parlor during lunch the other day. | | Jordan doesn't owe money to anyone named Ms. Wang so if she calls, he's not here. | | When we finally asked how to spot the difference between Jordan and his twin, he said it's really easy: | | The REAL Jordan wears birddogs pants that look like khakis while Jordan's TWIN wears regular tech pants that look like a melted candle… | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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