And Barack O'Llama is attending ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | REMEMBERING FORMER ANIMAL PRESIDENT, BARACK O'LLAMA | | In anticipation of the inauguration, we recount the accomplishments the former llama in Chief. | | O'Llama's political opponents wanted to see a birth certificate because they didn't believe he was a real llama. | | There was a conspiracy theory that he was actually an alpaca. | | In a controversial decision, O'Llama chose not to pardon a turkey on Thanksgiving in 2016. | | O'Llama knew the guy personally and said he was a total asshole. | | During his time in office, O'Llama created the Affordable Bear Act. | | This meant animals everywhere could finally shop an open market for insurance from bear attacks, which were extremely frequent. | | However, Barack O'Llama's greatest accomplishment was taking out the terrorist leader O'Llama Bin Laden. | | Just to clarify, YES they have the same name but they are only related by marriage! | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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