He doesn't carry cash because he's not a tourist ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | It was late, around 5:30pm, when a group of teens slapped a Crunchwrap out of his hands... | | The teens asked Hoff to hand over all his money but Hoff doesn't carry cash because he's not a tourist. | | That's when they held Hoff down and unlocked his Venmo with Face ID and sent themselves payments. | | Hoff always thought he would say something cool like "you got lucky" if he got mugged. | | But that's not what he actually said. | | Hoff says that now every time he bites into a Crunchwrap Supreme it triggers his PTSD. | | He might have to switch to the Cheesy Chicken Crispanada. | | To put Hoff's mind at ease, we set up a security camera for the office. | | However, Peter just uses it to spy on Karl. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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