We're gonna have to finger the culprit ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | The office has a funky smell and we are determined to use as much company time as possible to figure out who it is coming from. | | Peter claims he showers at work after morning basketball, but our shower has been broken for months. | | We are all afraid of him so as of now, he's just a person of interest. | | Everyone assumed it was Karl and he was a bit insulted. | | Karl got his stink glands removed years ago so it's biologically impossible for him to smell. | | Sam is a suspect for many reasons. | | For example, after being in our new office for over a year, Sam asked why our new office doesn't have hand soap. It does... | | Chuck held a one-on-one with each employee in a small conference room to try and pinpoint who stunk. | | It turns out no one actually smelled, but rather the office was contaminated by a gyro John left under his desk before he went on vacation. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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