I'm about to rip the sh*t out of this wave ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | MAHALO F** DADDY IS MAKING WAVES THIS SUMMER | | This 35 year old is making short work of the 2024 amateur boogie boarding circuit. | | Mahalo feels like boogie boarding is just as difficult as surfing and should be taken seriously. | | He even started a social media campaign called "Standing Up For Not Standing Up." | | Mahalo has wiped out so many times that the lifeguards have actually stopped trying to save him. | | They tell him to "just stand up" since boogie boarders only surf in waist high water. | | Mahalo does middle school assemblies to convince them to "chase waves" instead of drugs. | | He used to go to high schools, but he had to do a lot of drugs beforehand to get over their heckling. | | Mahalo's rival on the circuit is a 13-year-old kid named Dustin. | | Most of Mahalo's competition is half his age as he is the only professional boogie boarder in his 30's. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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