Shoot your shot with Karl ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | ALONE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY? SHOOT YOUR SHOT WITH KARL | | He's got two eyes and a working sphincter (aka the total package). | | *but not in anything more than a size 40 waist because we don't sell those. |
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*but not in anything more than a size 40 waist because we don't sell those. | | Karl is 6'4" and strong like a baseball prospect from the 1950s. | | He looks like he could lift a tractor but also gives the off impression that he lacks fine motor skills. | | Karl is CPR certified and has the power to save your life. | | However, you should avoid having Karl do chest compressions... he goes way too hard. | | Karl has an extensive DVD collection, so if you want watch a movie, he's got like 12 to choose from. | | They also don't require internet, which he does not have. | | Karl will protect you from spiders and squash them on the spot. | | Actually, that's a lie. He pretends to kill them, then secretly releases them back into the wild. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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