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| | REPORTING LIVE FROM NEWARK, SLANDERSON COOPER | | Unlike his famous cousin, Slanderson is a struggling reporter for the Delaware Journal. | | Slanderson Cooper can't afford an actual film crew when he reports. | | Most of the time he just records himself on his phone and describes what he sees around him. | | Slanderson has been closely monitoring the war in Ukraine. | | He's been watching it on the news just like everyone else. | | A bird once pooped on Slanderson while he was reporting live on the air. | | Being a true professional, he just kept delivering the news with a straight face. | | Slanderson's sign off catchphrase is, "Boom. You've been Slandered!" | | Turns out, his slogan didn't hold up well in court when somebody sued him for actual slander. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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