Here's how to save money like a REAL dad͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | FATHER'S DAY IS COMING UP: HERE'S HOW TO SAVE MONEY LIKE A REAL DAD | | REAL Dads know that showers should be taken as if a fire alarm just went off. | | You gotta be quick and make sure to cover the 3 Ps: your pits, your pooper, and your pretty face | | REAL Dads know that if you're at a restaurant and anyone at your table–even your wife–orders an item listed as "Market Price," the meal is over. | | Market Prices are horsesh*t and should be illegal. | | REAL Dads get a Costco membership but don't shop there, it's way too expensive. Non-members will pay you to use your card. | | You can pimp it out and let that little whore bring in the big bucks. | | REAL Dads buy the NEWEST birddogs bathing suits as soon as possible. | | These little numbers used to be $95… be a shame if they "adjusted for inflation" again. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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