Yup, he's an adult male stuck in a gym
| | | OFFICE SWEATPANTS STORIES: | | HOFF GOT LOCKED IN A GYM OVERNIGHT | | The first thing Hoff did was peek inside the girl's locker room. | | He learned it's not very exciting when there are no girls in there. | | Hoff tried to prank all the hunks at the gym by rubbing his testicles all over the heavy dumbbells. | | He cleaned them off two hours later after he realized the gym might review their cameras. | | With no grown ups around, Hoff finally tried the sauna. | | He may or may not have passed out for a few minutes and woke up on the floor. | | At around 2:00 AM, Hoff googled "lifting chalk on anus" from his phone. | | At 2:03 AM, he searched "what is colonic irrigation." | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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